Every other woman you know wants to see members of boy bands without their clothes and you are the only one who wants to keep them dressed because you love their sense of style and want to raid their wardrobes.
you go out to meet up with a guy friend, you look like sh*t. You go out to meet up with a girl friend and you make sure you look hot.
Straight people ask you how you have sex and you respond “I don’t need a dick to fuck a girl.”
All the guys are jealous of how hot your girlfriend is.
just a single tought about penis makes you want to puke and scream in agony
you own no skirts, dresses, and heels.
You and/or your lesbian friends have over used the phrase “Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear.”
you see a cute girl being grouped by a guy and you’re instant reaction is “EW NO DONT TOUCH HURRR”
you watch “black swan” and enjoy the mila kunis/natalie portman hook up scene.
